Como hacer para que mentar la madre sea doloroso

No hay nada mas que decir, solo la dedicatoria especial a los muchachos de Best Buy y Kingston

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Cronicas de Narnia

<!-- @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } --> </p> <p align="left">El domingo pasado despúes de un intento fallido (por la venta de boletos) al fin pude ver la famosa película, que como buen chapin no podia esperar a que mi vecino la comprara una copia pirata por Q25.00 (US $3.00)y que por casualidades de la vida terminara reproduciendose frente a mis ojos en una pantalla que no se compara con la de un cine. Es una película en mi opinion para niños, sí lo se el libro tambíen lo es y talvez no la hubiera visto si no es porque el la creación de algunos efectos como el castillo que ven por aqui fueron creados por guatemaltecos en Studio C. Es una buena producción la cual hay que ver.</p> <p align="left">Links | <a href="http://www.elperiodico.com.gt/look/article.tpl?IdLanguage=13&IdPublication=1&NrIssue=545&NrSection=1&NrArticle=19295">“No hacemos nada chiquito en studio C?</a></p> <p align="left"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.guate360.com/blog/2006/01/06/premiere-de-las-cronicas-de-narnia-en-guatemala/">“Las Crónicas de Narnia? en Guatemala</a></p> <div align="left"><a target="_blank" title="Blog de mi Guatemala" href="http://www.guate360.com/blog/2006/01/06/premiere-de-las-cronicas-de-narnia-en-guatemala/" /></p> <p><a target="_blank" title="Blog de mi Guatemala" href="http://www.guate360.com/blog/2006/01/06/premiere-de-las-cronicas-de-narnia-en-guatemala/"> </a><a target="_blank" title="Blog de mi Guatemala" href="http://www.guate360.com/blog/2006/01/06/premiere-de-las-cronicas-de-narnia-en-guatemala/"> </a></div> <p class="postmetadata"> enero 12, 2006<br /> Categorías: <a href="https://talishte.wordpress.com/category/software/diseno/" rel="category tag">Diseño</a>, <a href="https://talishte.wordpress.com/category/entretenimiento/" rel="category tag">Entretenimiento</a> . . 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